Friday, February 25, 2011

Perception of time

I have a theory.

It might not be a very good one, and I can't prove it, but (even if somebody else has proposed this before, which they probably have) I did come up with it completely independently.

It relates to our perception of time.

You know how, as you get older, every passing year seems to pass faster than the previous one? Obviously, the actual years are not getting faster, only our perception of them.

My theory is this: Your perception of the speed of time passing is directly related to the amount of time which you have already witnessed passing.

Thus, for me, 1980 was 1/10th of my life, so it seemed to take a long time, whereas 1990 was 1/20th and seemed to pass a lot faster. 2010 was only 1/40th of my life and whooshed past. And so on.

The problem with this, if true, is that I have now realised that most of my perception of life is over, irrespective of how long I live! If I am lucky enough to live to 80 years old (i.e. twice my current age of 40), then my perceived time remaining (1/41 + 1/42 + 1/43 + ... + 1/79 + 1/80) is only 14% of my life, normalised by perception - 86% of my perceived life (1/1 + 1/2 + 1/3 + ... + 1/39 + 1/40) has already passed!

Even if medical science is able to extend my life to 200 years, I've still perceived over 70% of my life already.

If, as some claim, medical science will be able to halt aging within the next few decades, and lifespans of people begin to tend towards hundreds, perhaps a thousand years, then that doesn't deal with the perception problem. By the age of 500 a year passing will be perceived as being faster than a month does for me now. Even if I was to live to be 2000 years old, I've still experienced more than half of my perceived life already!

Presumably, the only way to halt or reverse this acceleration is to forget stuff - effectively reducing the amount of already perceived time?


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Thursday, October 01, 2009

Disabled?

Spotted this in a disabled toilet. Only for disabled people with two hands, it would seem.

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Thursday, March 05, 2009

Wikipedia Names Your Band

Wikipedia Names Your Band.

Here's how you do it:

1. Go to a random Wikipedia article:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random
The name of the article becomes your band's name.

2. Go to Random Quotations:
http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3
The last 4-5 words of the last quotation on the page are your the title of your first album.

3. Go to Flickr's "Explore the last 7 days" and choose the third picture:
http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days
This will be your album cover.

Put them all together and make an album cover.

Here's mine:
Now do yours and leave a comment with a link pointing to it...

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Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Please offer your seat...

I saw this sign on the train that goes from the terminal building to Gates 1-39 at Stansted Airport. I can't work out what its trying to tell me.

Is the message that a person with a baby should give up their seat for a disabled person, or is it the other way around?

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Thursday, October 30, 2008

Desktop of the week

This photo was taken last Friday morning on Alvie estate, just south of Aviemore. The horse rider in the pink jacket is my daughter. And it makes a very nice desktop picture.

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Saturday, April 19, 2008

156

Free IQ Test Score
Free-IQTest.net - Online IQ Test

Well, what can I say? Facebook thinks I'm only 138, and I was happy with that.

;o)

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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Dhabba: A highly disappointing Indian restaurant in Glasgow

We went out to Dhabba - an award winning 'Authentic North Indian' restaurant in Glasgow city centre - for my brother-in-law's 30th birthday on Saturday.

If that's the authentic thing, I'll take the Anglicised version any day of the week!

It was all style over content - a very nice looking place, well laid out, very classy. But with totally non-remarkable food and offensive waiters.
  • The food was over priced
  • There wasn't much choice
  • Only a few starters, all very similar
  • The staff were exceedingly reluctant to serve tap water (indeed, when asked for some later in the evening, one waiter brought only a single glass, thumped it down on the table and said 'tap water - its free!' in a very grumpy tone)
  • One waiter got very, very annoyed with us when 3 people (on a table of 13) changed seats between the starter and the main course
  • The same waiter also got very grumpy when we wanted to order our own starters, rather than having them bring a selection of starters to share
  • They clearly interpret the word 'tandoori' to mean 'burnt'
  • And the list went on...
The most notable thing was that at the end of the evening, not one of the people on the table commented on how nice the food was.

It was adequate food, over priced, with bad service. Not just poor service, but bad service.

Rant over. Thank you for listening.


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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

No music day?

Today I have listened to two and a half CDs worth of music, so far. I have just now discovered that this is No Music Day. Guess I missed that boat!

I do like some of their reasoning though:

"No music day exists for various reasons, you may have one"

Um, but I'm quite enjoying this CD, so I'll just keep listening. Sorry. Maybe next year.

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

Show me the colour of your money

Last weekend, while playing 'cafe' with my three year old daughter I used the phrase "Show me the colour of your money..." at one point.

All week since then she has been doing precisely that - showing me any money she happens to have or find and telling me exactly what colour it is.

"I'll show you the colour of my money... this one is silver..."

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Thursday, September 13, 2007

Something beginning with... C

So I've been 'tagged' to name my ten favourite songs beginning with the letter 'C'.

Here goes (in no particular order):
  1. 'Carry On' by Spacehog
  2. 'Credo' by Fish
  3. 'Changes' by David Bowie
  4. 'Comfortably numb' by Pink Floyd
  5. 'Crazy little thing called love' by Queen
  6. 'Closer to the heart' by Rush
  7. 'Can't find my way home' by Blind Faith
  8. 'Crazy on you' by Heart
  9. 'Childhood's end' by Marillion
  10. 'Carry on' by ManOwaR (no, seriously, its a great song)
So how about you? I challenge you to name your 10 favourite songs beginning with the letter 'E'. (Or 'J' or 'P' if you want a challenge, or 'D' if you want an easy life. NB fans of Christian worship music can't choose 'J' cos that would be too easy...)

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Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Doctor Who in my dreams...

I had a really vivid dream last night. Basically it was a two-part (yes, I dreamt it in two parts, complete with end credit music!), end of series, Doctor Who cliffhanger type story. It featured the David Tennant version of the Doctor, Billie Piper as Rose, Matt Lucas as a character who was taken over by an alien parasite (a bit like the face-hugger in Alien, but this one clung onto the back of people's heads), a spectral knight on horseback who came crashing through castle doors with alarming regularity and small, sinister, snake-like aliens who were masquerading as flute-like kids' musical instruments. Oh, and lots of laser beams.

I just wish I could remember the whole story - I woke up thinking it was really good.

Hmmm, what does all this tell you about my subconscious?

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Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Beautiful day

This photo (taken with my phone this morning, at Dalmeny Station, on the way to work) doesn't do justice to just what a glorious morning it was. Warm, sunny, slightly hazy - my favourite summer weather. Ahhhhh.
It's a beautiful day and the world is bright
'Cos you took me away from the longest night
What can I do but give all I have to you
Delirious? "Everything" from the album 'Glo' (2000)

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Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Trends in naming...

Did a bit of random blog surfing there. Came across a really quite astounding statistic.

If you tally up all the names given to baby boys (in the USA) in 1906 and plot the data according to the last letter of the first name, it looks like this:


Do the same in 1956 and it looks a little different:


But do the same in 2006 and the result is utterly different:


Whoa! What's all that about? Why is 'n' such a popular letter?

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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Fish-ion Impossible

You remember the scene in Mission Impossible I with the fish tank restaurant? I inadvertently recreated that scene in my dining room last night.

All I did was pick up the power adapter for my laptop, which was sitting beside the fishbowl... the plug did an amazingly good impersonation of a pendulum and swung into the side of the fishbowl.

Smash! Sploosh!

25 pints of water suddenly discovered that there was no glass to hold them inside and proceeded to scatter bits of fishbowl, pebbles and fish (only one of those) over the dining room floor. The water also poured onto the mains power socket and tripped the electricity, plunging the house into darkness.

Amazingly, the fish survived the experience. We hastily poured some tap water into a bowl and (after searching for a minute or so) found the fish and dropped it into the fresh water. It looked kinda dead for a while, but was back to its usual self half an hour later. (Actually, its 'usual self' looks kinda dead anyway as the fish has been ill for months now, but seems quite intent on not dying).

Took me about two hours to clean up the mess. At least we have a laminate floor...

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Persil

Only once in my life has anyone written a poem for me.
I'm sad to say that this is it:

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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

15 minutes of fame...

A friend commented on the magazine clipping I posted yesterday, saying "Wow, I never knew you were so famous!". But my fame extends way beyond that photo, oh yes.

Surely you all saw my star turn on the BBC Horizon show "Skyscraper Fire Fighters" on BBC 2 on Tuesday 24th April 2007:

I was on screen for a whopping 1.4 seconds there. You missed it? About 17 minutes and 20 seconds into the show, you may need to use the pause button.

What about the time I was on the Channel 5 (UK) documentary "A to Z of Disasters"? (May 2001)
I was on screen for about eight seconds that time, though my voice can be heard for about thirty seconds. What? You missed that one too? (click on the image above for a video clip then).

Oh well, I guess I've still got more than 14 of my 15 minutes of fame remaining...

Still, you can buy my book on Amazon if you want ;o)

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Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Sum up your musical tastes...

OK, here's a challenge...

I was listening to the 'Almost Famous' soundtrack on my way to work today. A couple of the songs on that CD contain almost all the hallmarks of my favourite music. So I started wondering - how few songs would be needed to more-or-less sum up the span of my musical tastes?

So here's the challenge: select a small number of songs (5 or less?) which would convey the span of your musical tastes to someone who doesn't know you.

I'll try and figure it out for my own musical tastes and post a list here in a day or so.

For example, one of my songs is likely to be 'Out of my life' by Fish - I've chosen this one for a few reasons; Fish is one of my favourite artists, the song bridges the gap between Scottish folk & general rock, the song also spans acoustic guitar music & rock and it has a slightly bitter & angry vibe to the lyrics - something which I generally like (possibly because I am not generally bitter or angry). You see? In one song I have identified many 'hallmarks' of my favourite music. How many other songs do I need to pick to cover all the other hallmarks of my taste?

So what are your songs?
Update: Having thought about it for a couple of days, here are the songs that summarise my span of musical tastes:
  1. 'Out of my life' by Fish (for the reasons given above)
  2. 'Make me' by Heart (acoustic riffing, mid-rock beat, great hook)
  3. 'The Millionaire's Waltz' by Queen (art rock, prog rock, epic, fun, ott vocals, heavy guitars)
  4. 'The ballad of Curtis Loew' by Lynyrd Skynyrd (blues rock, classic 70s rock)
  5. 'There's a touch' by The Proclaimers (acoustic, fun, Scottish, great singalong)
And that should do it.

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Mp3 player RIP

My current mp3 player is on its last legs. I get the feeling it will shortly be an ex-mp3 player. It is about to expire. It has already lost the cap that goes over the USB plug and the battery cover. The multifunction on / off / play / pause / stop button only works about one time out of four presses. The forward / back / skip / select control frequently sticks, jumping to files that I don't want it to and occasionally deleting tracks that I don't want it to. Its been a good player and more-or-less constant travelling companion to me for the past two years. Not bad for £20 on eBay. But it is dying and needs replaced. So what should I replace it with?

Well, I am thinking I should probably go for an iPod, but the question is which iPod?I bought my wife a 4Gb iPod nano for her birthday a few months back. The 4Gb capacity holds about 3/4 of her CD collection - including all the albums she listens to on a regular basis and quite a few she only listens to occasionally.

I have a much larger CD collection. I figure I could store my entire collection in a 20Gb iPod with not much room left over for future addtions. So maybe I should go for a 30Gb model? I don't really need / wouldn't really use the video playback options of the current models, so maybe a second hand iPod Photo from eBay is the way ahead (20Gb models currently go for about £60, if you're lucky, 30Gb for about £75).

But I really like the way my current mp3 player simply hangs round my neck on a lanyard which has earbuds built in. You can get one of those for an iPod nano. But even an 8Gb nano can't hold even half of my CD collection. My current mp3 player only holds 256Mb, so I have no option but to select a few albums or podcasts, etc., each time I travel. Even with an 8Gb nano, which has 32 times more storage than my current player, I'd have to load and unload albums sometimes - perhaps have a 'core' selection of 4Gb of albums which is always on there, but have other stuff sometimes.

So the choice is big capacity (but has to go in a pocket) or ideal size (but only containing 60 albums or so)...? No decision yet. I'll let you know.
And of course, if I do opt for an iPod nano, I can buy one of these - the ultimate in geek coolness.

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Monday, May 07, 2007

Eurovision expectations

Hei! I'm in Helsinki. The Eurovision song contest is to be held here on Saturday, but you'd never know it.

NOT!

There's Eurovision flags, posters and signs everywhere... I'm kind of glad I won't be here on Saturday as it'll be simply crazy.


Update: Tonight there are even giant screens up in the city centre showing videos of previous Eurovision entries... and I saw some weirdly dressed people emerging from 'Eurovision' branded cars and heading into posh hotels.

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Friday, May 04, 2007

You know you're getting old...

...when the barber offers to trim your eyebrows after he's finished cutting your hair. Sigh.

(I was asked this when I last got my hair cut. I have never been asked this before. Maybe it will be years before I am asked it again. Maybe I'm not that old...)

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